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[Gonk]

Gonk is the shit!!

I never forgot about that little droid. Gonk fucking rules.

[I'm Being Watched]

The main guy looks like a Zombie.

He really does. I thought this was a zombie flick.

[NG is Under Attack! Pt.1]

Not a bad idea for a storyline.

but is the BBC really trying to attack NG? As for the movie, the artwork was decent. The music selection was also nicely chosen. Any Flash that uses Kittie's "Brackish" the way you used it in this film deserves high marks for using the song loop that way. Hearing that song, coupled with the visuals.... Hell, it made me break out my Kittie "Spit" CD just to listen to "Brackish" again. Well, like everyone else, I'll be waiting to see what you've got in store for the next chapter.

[Destination Egg!]

The best line has to be.....

"Fuck this man! I'm goin' for it!" "Grrrrrr!!!" ***SQUISH*** Funny shit! (Pun intended)

[Ball Fighter: The Movie]

Not a bad idea, but this reminds me a lot of an...

old SNES, Genesis and 3DO game called "3-D Ballz". The game was considered the "Poor man's Virtua Fighter" at the time it was released (about 1994) and was almost non-existent in terms of sales. I remember doing some graphic work on the "Ballz Strategy Guide" for P.F. Magic (The game company that designed Ballz) back in 1994. The premise of the game was not a bad idea and it had it's funny moments, but in the end, all of P.F. Magic's game ideas were kind of crappy. Now that I think of it, I don't even recall if they ever released any of the games that they were working on back in 1994. Anyhow, your movie was decent. The colored sphere fighters had an illusion of fighting each other and the sound mixed really well with the action. If you could perhaps make the film longer and add some more action to the movements, that could probably get your film a higher score. Not a bad effort. Thanks for the old reminder of a game company that I had the pleasure of working for.

[Metal Gear Solid:Triple A]

I could have sworn that I've seen this already

Did you re-submit this? I remember seeing this a couple of months ago. I can't really recall. But I will say that it's still as funny as it was back then. Nicely done.

[- The Artist -]

You don't get too high of a rating.....

Especially since there wasn't too much animation in the film. However, You get BIG style points because you have certainly hit on the nose exactly what a lot of artists feel every now and then. When I read your words, I realized that I had been asking myself the same questions all along. It's good to know that artists everywhere around the world can relate to each other in some way. Your message really hit home. You take care, and no matter what, just commit yourself to what YOU believe in. When it all comes down to it, it doesn't matter what anyone else thinks.

[CPS]

I don't believe it.....

So far, I've only despised most of the Clock Crew's movies because they usually of such low quality I have no choice but to vote "0". This time around, I've noticed that the Clock Crew's movies are getting a bit better **gasp!**. Yes, I said it. This particular film was actually quite decent. I liked the 3D graphics for the AK47 and the plane. I also like the way that the weapons were drawn. The humor also hit a funny spot because of the "Orange Clock will self destruct in 3 seconds" - "Oh shit....you cannot kill Orange Clock." That made me laugh. I never thought I'd ask a member of the Clock Crew a question, but where do you guys get your voices for the Textaloud?

[All Your BLAM!]

Pure genius!!

This film makes me want to enlist in your Blam Club. I can just imagine it now..... Piloting one of those starships, BLAMMING crap movies!!! YEAH!!! Sign me up!

[Nasty Residents (R.E.)]

Now this was funny.

As a big Resident Evil / Bio Hazard Fan, I was impressed by the humor that was in this film. Sure, it was corny, but parodies are always supposed to be corny. I think that the funniest part was the introduction of the "Cast". Clever writing. Unfortunately, only the die-hard RE Fans will be able to understand most of character parodies such as Albert Breastcare's way of 'talking', and how the character's names have been changed (Jill Christmas.... Chris Greenlawn....clever!). I'll just say this to all the prospective people who might view this movie: "If you don't know what Resident Evil is about, you should play the game series first to fully understand what this parody makes fun of, simply because you won't understand the humor. However, if you ARE a fan of the Resident Evil series, this film will make you laugh because of all of the 'shortcomings' that this film pokes fun at from the first RE game." EXCELLENT HUMOR! I can't wait to see the next episode. ^_^

Rikimaru-Azlar responds:

That is a very intelligent response to an animation made by retards. Thankyou, it's people like you that drive us to complete the next episode which will contain more interactivity.